Living at home, where some of my food is purchased for me and other foods are not, makes my food purchasing a little more difficult. Ergo, if I buy organic half and half, it will get used up, but if I buy vegetables, they often go to waste, because I'm the only one eating them/often come home with the intention of eating them and instead find some delicious food already on the table.
That's what happened with the bunch of kale I brought home- only half of it became kale chips because there was already good corn on the cob to be had. Then the second half went limp the second day. Sad times.
I also made and roasted purple-yellow-orange carrots, and blue potatoes, which were starchier than I had expected, but when thinly sliced were an exact replicla of the Terra Blues that you buy in the store or get for free on a JetBlue flight (are they still doing that?)
My list of future to-make dishes include a tomato gratin from Ina Garten, a zucchini-ricotta galette from Smitten Kitchen, and oh yeah, some vegan corn dogs from SuperVegan. I probably have the weirdest food preferences "Cheap/organic/whole dishes, and also vegan junk food. Oh, and coffee. But only the good kind, like an americano that is perfect with just a little soymilk."
Anyway, I cannot wait to see the food scene in California. I hope there are really year round farmers markets??
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Blueberries, etc.
There's a family down the road that has a U-Pick blueberry stand. One of the great things about this area is that I called them on a Sunday afternoon to ask if I could pick berries, and even though they weren't technically open they said yes.
Then I went and picked like 10 lbs and didn't have enough cash and they were totally fine with it.

They had these two adorable children - ages 3 and 5- who accompanied us to the berry field and chatted up a storm.
Later, I made blueberry "galette". It's not the most beautiful thing in the world, but it does have a stick of butter in it, so it was GOOD.

Galette pre-baking.

It's kind of funny because everyone has been mentioning where they got cheap blueberries in town (I can think of three separate occasions where this happened) and I just think to myself, "HAH! I got mine for $3.50/lb, not $2 a pint..." But I don't share, because not everyone lives 10 minutes away from blueberry bushes, and that would make them sad. We still have two huge bags in the freezer. If I start eating oatmeal in the AM again, I'll use them.
Another new thing I tried was making foods with coconut milk. I made a coconut curry, I guess, using curry powder. But I added too much and the second tablespoon didn't really dissolve which made the dish grainy. There could have been a greater depth of flavor.

Speaking of depth of flavor I also made macaroni and cheese following an alton brown recipe to the letter. I'm not sure if it was the bay leaf, the powdered mustard, or the paprika, but OH MY WORD that was addicting.
Right now I'm making no-knead bread to go with the oodles of local hummus that I have in the fridge. I also just need to buy more vegetables which I haven't.
Then I went and picked like 10 lbs and didn't have enough cash and they were totally fine with it.
They had these two adorable children - ages 3 and 5- who accompanied us to the berry field and chatted up a storm.
Later, I made blueberry "galette". It's not the most beautiful thing in the world, but it does have a stick of butter in it, so it was GOOD.
Galette pre-baking.
It's kind of funny because everyone has been mentioning where they got cheap blueberries in town (I can think of three separate occasions where this happened) and I just think to myself, "HAH! I got mine for $3.50/lb, not $2 a pint..." But I don't share, because not everyone lives 10 minutes away from blueberry bushes, and that would make them sad. We still have two huge bags in the freezer. If I start eating oatmeal in the AM again, I'll use them.
Another new thing I tried was making foods with coconut milk. I made a coconut curry, I guess, using curry powder. But I added too much and the second tablespoon didn't really dissolve which made the dish grainy. There could have been a greater depth of flavor.
Speaking of depth of flavor I also made macaroni and cheese following an alton brown recipe to the letter. I'm not sure if it was the bay leaf, the powdered mustard, or the paprika, but OH MY WORD that was addicting.
Right now I'm making no-knead bread to go with the oodles of local hummus that I have in the fridge. I also just need to buy more vegetables which I haven't.
Sunday, June 13, 2010
struggles, or, 10 things I made during my first 10 days here
my stupid camera (or should i say, stupid iphoto) deleted all the pics from my memory card. now i have to debate buying stupid data recovery software so that i can retrieve my pics from work and from the food that i've made.
Which I figure I might as well recap, photos or no photos.
1. Roti & Aloo Paratha
The mystery of Indian cooking is being slowly lifted, thanks to the amazing Manjula of Manjula's Kitchen. She has everything on her website from breads to cheeses to dals, along with a glossary of less-common spices, and videos to accompany every recipe. And it's all vegetarian!!! So I tried to make roti, somwhat successfully, and then Aloo Paratha, less successfully, but I still ended up eating them all. I even bought the Paula Deen french rolling pin from WalMart (shoot me, ok? It looked nice) but my rolling skills are still not up to par. Do I really need the silpat baking mat like hse has??? Anyway my problem was that the potato mixture wasn't uniform enough so when I rolled out the parathas, the potato came through, and so then the bread didn't rise. But the combination of potato, cilantro, cumin seed and jalapeno is AMAZING and will certainly be replicated before the summer is out.
2. coconut lentil soup- I got this recipe from the new vegetarian cookbook, which is beautifully laid out and everything in it looks accessible. Although I followed the recipe to the word, it wasn't quite the flavor explosion I was expecting. The french lentils were interesting (and only cost 80 c at Greenlife) but I think I like the creamier soups better. This was just like lentils in a sauce that failed to thicken....
3. Grilled pizza. An epic win. Next time I won't use the no-knead pizza dough, since it got EVERYWHERE and could barely make it onto the grill, but the smokiness from the grill is not to be missed. I wouldn't call what i had a pizza per se, more like a flatbread with amazing toppings, but whatever.
4. East Coast Coffee Cake from Vegan Brunch: I added a ripe banana and some frozen blueberries to the mix, and cut out a few tablespoons of sugar. WOW. WOW. It was ADDICTING. So good. The banana was so subtle. And so good. I'm glad my family ate most of it so that I didn't go overboard with it. Will make again. And probably bring to staff meeting.... (although then it would get all over the carpet...anyway.)
5. Classic sandwich bread from veg. cooking for everyone & classic 100% whole wheat bread from king arthur flour
Got to say the white bread came out way better. Rose a lot higher, and didn't taste doughy the next day which is usually my problem with all whole-wheat bread. I really don't know how earth fare does it. Their whole wheat walnut is AMAZING. Maybe the secret is really the kitchenaid mixer.....unclear.
6. Tabbouleh with farmers market roasted beets- this was good. Roasted beets are amazzzzzzzing and there's no other flavor like it. Do not, however, prepare while in white clothing.
7. Lettuce wraps- Ashley and her husband made this yesterday at the KCM and I'm addicted. Veggies sauteed in a sweet/savory soy sauce, wrapped in crunchy deliciousness, sprinkled with tamari almonds. It's foods like these that make me ask- who needs bread? really?
8. Fried tempeh- someone was giving out sample at the market and I popped one of these oil-bathed beauties into my mouth (I believe it was adzuki bean flavor?) It made the yearly "I'm gonna try making tempeh and this time make it right!" lightbulb in my head turn on.
9. Parsley pesto- Made it with nutritional yeast, garlic, salt, pepper, olive oil. Goes well on almost everything I eat. More like a paste than a sauce, but soooooOOOOOOoooo good.
10. Nutritional yeast on popcorn- never gets old.
That's all, Pics later if I feel up to it.
Which I figure I might as well recap, photos or no photos.
1. Roti & Aloo Paratha
The mystery of Indian cooking is being slowly lifted, thanks to the amazing Manjula of Manjula's Kitchen. She has everything on her website from breads to cheeses to dals, along with a glossary of less-common spices, and videos to accompany every recipe. And it's all vegetarian!!! So I tried to make roti, somwhat successfully, and then Aloo Paratha, less successfully, but I still ended up eating them all. I even bought the Paula Deen french rolling pin from WalMart (shoot me, ok? It looked nice) but my rolling skills are still not up to par. Do I really need the silpat baking mat like hse has??? Anyway my problem was that the potato mixture wasn't uniform enough so when I rolled out the parathas, the potato came through, and so then the bread didn't rise. But the combination of potato, cilantro, cumin seed and jalapeno is AMAZING and will certainly be replicated before the summer is out.
2. coconut lentil soup- I got this recipe from the new vegetarian cookbook, which is beautifully laid out and everything in it looks accessible. Although I followed the recipe to the word, it wasn't quite the flavor explosion I was expecting. The french lentils were interesting (and only cost 80 c at Greenlife) but I think I like the creamier soups better. This was just like lentils in a sauce that failed to thicken....
3. Grilled pizza. An epic win. Next time I won't use the no-knead pizza dough, since it got EVERYWHERE and could barely make it onto the grill, but the smokiness from the grill is not to be missed. I wouldn't call what i had a pizza per se, more like a flatbread with amazing toppings, but whatever.
4. East Coast Coffee Cake from Vegan Brunch: I added a ripe banana and some frozen blueberries to the mix, and cut out a few tablespoons of sugar. WOW. WOW. It was ADDICTING. So good. The banana was so subtle. And so good. I'm glad my family ate most of it so that I didn't go overboard with it. Will make again. And probably bring to staff meeting.... (although then it would get all over the carpet...anyway.)
5. Classic sandwich bread from veg. cooking for everyone & classic 100% whole wheat bread from king arthur flour
Got to say the white bread came out way better. Rose a lot higher, and didn't taste doughy the next day which is usually my problem with all whole-wheat bread. I really don't know how earth fare does it. Their whole wheat walnut is AMAZING. Maybe the secret is really the kitchenaid mixer.....unclear.
6. Tabbouleh with farmers market roasted beets- this was good. Roasted beets are amazzzzzzzing and there's no other flavor like it. Do not, however, prepare while in white clothing.
7. Lettuce wraps- Ashley and her husband made this yesterday at the KCM and I'm addicted. Veggies sauteed in a sweet/savory soy sauce, wrapped in crunchy deliciousness, sprinkled with tamari almonds. It's foods like these that make me ask- who needs bread? really?
8. Fried tempeh- someone was giving out sample at the market and I popped one of these oil-bathed beauties into my mouth (I believe it was adzuki bean flavor?) It made the yearly "I'm gonna try making tempeh and this time make it right!" lightbulb in my head turn on.
9. Parsley pesto- Made it with nutritional yeast, garlic, salt, pepper, olive oil. Goes well on almost everything I eat. More like a paste than a sauce, but soooooOOOOOOoooo good.
10. Nutritional yeast on popcorn- never gets old.
That's all, Pics later if I feel up to it.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
fake food- fake food- fake food!
Much of my procrastination this semester has been relegated to reading and disseminating the animal rights/animal welfare argument, as well as reading dialogues on the internet about fake food/real food/vegan food/ what is the best diet. sometimes, it takes a bit of digging to find a provocative post or twitter conversation. But other times things just show up. For instance, yesterday, after turning in a terribly written paper, I found this email in my inbox.
Silk Lite Chocolate Ad
(Note: click on it to see a higher quality image)

i couldn't resist altering a bit of this deceptive advertising for some post-paper-agony-fun. It made me laugh. thanks to the cornucopia institute for enlightening me on soy production...
Altered Silk Lite Chocolate Ad
(click for higher quality)

you can't see it in the image, but I thought i'd take a little liberty with the privacy policy too:
You are receiving this email because you opted in (or not) to receive future communications from Silk. Silk will probably not share your information with other entities except as may be required for fulfillment of offers, prizes, or other similar purposes. We will, however, deceive you when we switch from organic to nonorganic soybeans. We might take precautions to keep your information safe and private. To learn more, see our Privacy Policy.
You can stop receiving communications (LIES) at any time by unsubscribing here.
If you want to bitch about Silk, please contact us. Or you may write to us at WhiteWave Foods Company, Consumer Affairs, 12002 Airport Way, Broomfield, CO 80021. © 2009 WhiteWave Foods (P.S. WE're actually owned by Dean Foods, the largest producer of "organic industrial" (i.e.) deceptive dairy in the country. We have no soul. We bought out the White Wave people years ago, and have been using their name as a front to make you think you're supporting some alternative-to-dairy cause....Too bad we're sometimes the only soymilk left in the grocery store!!!!
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All of this to save 10 calories. Seriously? Seriously? (Ok, I don't know the calorie count of chocolate, but the calorie count of regular is 100). And to save some fat? How many years will it take for people to realize that Fat is not the enemy. Overconsumption of nutrient-deficient foods, filled with chemicals and preservatives, is the enemy, as far as I'm concerned. Drink the freakin' full fat soymilk. That's the way the soybean was intended to be consumed- whole. (And some would argue, fermented and not in GMO-laced veggie patties. I agree. A post on those should be forthcoming as well).
It makes me sad that people think they need to eat an altered food product to be healthier.
i'll be the first to say that regular Silk products are still in my house, because they're the only thing my mom will buy at walmart. i'd like to get some organic stuff, but with the snowstorm we've been stuck here for going on 5 days....
Next, I'd like to take on the Happy Cows Come From California advertisements. I think if we superimposed the happy (read: inane and retarded) dialogue from the commercials onto some images of cows living in shit, farmworkers being abused, and some pus-filled udders, that'd be great. Or this one from Purdue chickens could be made into a parody where the chickens bitch slap the lying CEO into oblivion. Will anyone help me in this quest?
Silk Lite Chocolate Ad
(Note: click on it to see a higher quality image)

i couldn't resist altering a bit of this deceptive advertising for some post-paper-agony-fun. It made me laugh. thanks to the cornucopia institute for enlightening me on soy production...
Altered Silk Lite Chocolate Ad
(click for higher quality)

you can't see it in the image, but I thought i'd take a little liberty with the privacy policy too:
You are receiving this email because you opted in (or not) to receive future communications from Silk. Silk will probably not share your information with other entities except as may be required for fulfillment of offers, prizes, or other similar purposes. We will, however, deceive you when we switch from organic to nonorganic soybeans. We might take precautions to keep your information safe and private. To learn more, see our Privacy Policy.
You can stop receiving communications (LIES) at any time by unsubscribing here.
If you want to bitch about Silk, please contact us. Or you may write to us at WhiteWave Foods Company, Consumer Affairs, 12002 Airport Way, Broomfield, CO 80021. © 2009 WhiteWave Foods (P.S. WE're actually owned by Dean Foods, the largest producer of "organic industrial" (i.e.) deceptive dairy in the country. We have no soul. We bought out the White Wave people years ago, and have been using their name as a front to make you think you're supporting some alternative-to-dairy cause....Too bad we're sometimes the only soymilk left in the grocery store!!!!
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All of this to save 10 calories. Seriously? Seriously? (Ok, I don't know the calorie count of chocolate, but the calorie count of regular is 100). And to save some fat? How many years will it take for people to realize that Fat is not the enemy. Overconsumption of nutrient-deficient foods, filled with chemicals and preservatives, is the enemy, as far as I'm concerned. Drink the freakin' full fat soymilk. That's the way the soybean was intended to be consumed- whole. (And some would argue, fermented and not in GMO-laced veggie patties. I agree. A post on those should be forthcoming as well).
It makes me sad that people think they need to eat an altered food product to be healthier.
i'll be the first to say that regular Silk products are still in my house, because they're the only thing my mom will buy at walmart. i'd like to get some organic stuff, but with the snowstorm we've been stuck here for going on 5 days....
Next, I'd like to take on the Happy Cows Come From California advertisements. I think if we superimposed the happy (read: inane and retarded) dialogue from the commercials onto some images of cows living in shit, farmworkers being abused, and some pus-filled udders, that'd be great. Or this one from Purdue chickens could be made into a parody where the chickens bitch slap the lying CEO into oblivion. Will anyone help me in this quest?
Sunday, August 23, 2009
summer skills/revelations
-ability to make delicious bread without a food processor, kitchen aid stand mixer or wood-fired oven
-my green bean plants are GROWING LITTLE BEANS OUT THE BOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!
-processed food is super gross to me and i don't want to eat any of it ahhhhhhh
-mint tea
-antiques
-being stuck to the internet sucks
-can i please work on a homestead in va/nc???
-my green bean plants are GROWING LITTLE BEANS OUT THE BOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!
-processed food is super gross to me and i don't want to eat any of it ahhhhhhh
-mint tea
-antiques
-being stuck to the internet sucks
-can i please work on a homestead in va/nc???
Thursday, June 04, 2009
commencement 2009
I am seriously bored waiting down here for my babysitting charge to come. And no longer at all excited. I have noticed that when I do something twice, I am always comparing it to the last time. Harvard things definitely operate on a semester-one time thing. I'm hoping that this girl's nanny will take care of her at night. I don't even know what I'm going to do with them this afternoon. TV?!??!
And then, after a grueling and nerve-wracking plane flight on Sunday, along with my last purchase at Dunkin Donuts for a few months, THE SOUTH!
And then, after a grueling and nerve-wracking plane flight on Sunday, along with my last purchase at Dunkin Donuts for a few months, THE SOUTH!
Monday, June 23, 2008
dinner
i finally remembered to photograph it!
and i just realized what heat is good for and not. next time, I am going to fry the noodles with oil, garlic and salt first, then take it off the heat to add the soy sauce mixture. otherwise the noodles seem to absorb all the flavor and are left a little dry. i should also let the broccoli marinate in the soy sauce a little first. but the drizzled almond butter was a nice touch.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Sunday, June 15, 2008
dumpster diving attempt #1
Alice and I spent our Friday night traipsing around Union Square with the New York City Freegans. The find wasn't as great as some I have had in Boston, but I hope tomorrow's will be better. Among the finds were tomatoes, apples, artichoke, ravioli, 40 starbucks paper bags, cauliflower (which tasted excellent today!), shitloads of bread and baguettes from Le Pain Quotidien, bagles, muffins (always a little sketch, especially the bran ones, to me), baskets, myriad shopping bags, magazines from last week with the cover ripped off--rolling stone, OK, and People to name a few. I could go on.
For future dives, I recommend plenty of plastic shopping bags, rubber gloves, a towel, and hand sanitizer. Oh,and put your wallet in a bag too for safekeeping.
For future dives, I recommend plenty of plastic shopping bags, rubber gloves, a towel, and hand sanitizer. Oh,and put your wallet in a bag too for safekeeping.
Monday, December 24, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
much faster pass the years by
Sadly none of my fellow blog-mates kept up the blogging during college, which is what all this was intended for.
Latest Harvard news: Harvard extends financial aid to families making up to $180,000. From $60K to $120K families will pay up to 10% of their yearly income in tuition, then 10% up to 180K. Tuition will remain free for families making under 60 grand a year. Of course, as does any story involving Harvard College, it makes the top-emailed article from the NYT website.
Oh Harvard, of course you were the most affordable college for me to attend. Thank you...
Some people criticized the move, saying it would free up income for families to buy extra SUV's or down payments on summer homes. Really? I haven't explored the median income of Harvard families, or even what constitutes "high-income" anymore these days, nor am I sure that SUV's are the first place that liberal suburbanites would look-- I mean, aren't they the most educated about global warming?
But I digress. The NYT article did raise an interesting point: more affluent Harvard students can afford to take unpaid internships with professors since mom and dad will cover your housing for the semester. But when I went to the Center for Public Interest Careers info session, housing is only covered by one of their summer programs (and in NYC, $3500 as a stipend....) Plus the length of the program makes it impossible to get a summer job after it ends, and doesn't seem as thought you could get a part-time job during the internship either.
So, what if I wanted to do another one of their programs?
Well, they give you a flier on housing "resources". But a staff member told me that generally what happens to students not in the NYC program is that they take internships in places where they have family members or can commute from home.
In light of things like this, the job as secretary for the Harvard Summer School Program ($11/hr, free room and board) looks like a piece of cake. But what do you learn how to do? File stuff, answer phones, and make labels for the important people, the people that your more affluent peers are learning how to be like.
Bitches.
Sometimes, I seriously think I am going to end up as the world's best administrative assistant. I'll be known as the "Harvard" secretary, and my diploma will be up on the wall in my cubicle. I'll supplement my paycheck from the office by selling vegan treats in the break room, until my boss nags me to start my own business with the things. But, since I never went to Harvard Business, I won't know how to have a profit margin, I tell him, and I'm afraid to lose an initial investment.
So I continue selling cupcakes and expanding waistlines till my retirement.
Sounds like a plan...
Latest Harvard news: Harvard extends financial aid to families making up to $180,000. From $60K to $120K families will pay up to 10% of their yearly income in tuition, then 10% up to 180K. Tuition will remain free for families making under 60 grand a year. Of course, as does any story involving Harvard College, it makes the top-emailed article from the NYT website.
Oh Harvard, of course you were the most affordable college for me to attend. Thank you...
Some people criticized the move, saying it would free up income for families to buy extra SUV's or down payments on summer homes. Really? I haven't explored the median income of Harvard families, or even what constitutes "high-income" anymore these days, nor am I sure that SUV's are the first place that liberal suburbanites would look-- I mean, aren't they the most educated about global warming?
But I digress. The NYT article did raise an interesting point: more affluent Harvard students can afford to take unpaid internships with professors since mom and dad will cover your housing for the semester. But when I went to the Center for Public Interest Careers info session, housing is only covered by one of their summer programs (and in NYC, $3500 as a stipend....) Plus the length of the program makes it impossible to get a summer job after it ends, and doesn't seem as thought you could get a part-time job during the internship either.
So, what if I wanted to do another one of their programs?
Well, they give you a flier on housing "resources". But a staff member told me that generally what happens to students not in the NYC program is that they take internships in places where they have family members or can commute from home.
In light of things like this, the job as secretary for the Harvard Summer School Program ($11/hr, free room and board) looks like a piece of cake. But what do you learn how to do? File stuff, answer phones, and make labels for the important people, the people that your more affluent peers are learning how to be like.
Bitches.
Sometimes, I seriously think I am going to end up as the world's best administrative assistant. I'll be known as the "Harvard" secretary, and my diploma will be up on the wall in my cubicle. I'll supplement my paycheck from the office by selling vegan treats in the break room, until my boss nags me to start my own business with the things. But, since I never went to Harvard Business, I won't know how to have a profit margin, I tell him, and I'm afraid to lose an initial investment.
So I continue selling cupcakes and expanding waistlines till my retirement.
Sounds like a plan...
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Colder grow the days
Oh, back at the old Harvard grind. Also known as working for 5 hours at the library and reading three pages of the fifty plus pages I am supposed to read for tomorrow.
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Disclaimer
I don't really know how you feel. The jury is out on caring.
Although Virgos apparently have intuitive feelings about other people, and are able to sense a divine presence within themselves. This is what I learned from the horoscope man at work. Staff members get free readings, so I went on my break to see what was up. Apparently, Pluto is in my ascending. And plans to be for quite some time. Meaning that I'm going through intense transformations. Of course, this could be the whole 18-21 year old phase. And I never said I'd believe in astrology. But, it was amusing. More amusing than church, I promise you.
I have spent a good deal of time reading some interesting blogs about evil, stupid customers at Starbucks, south Florida japanese restaurants, and classy bistros in NYC. All very amusing, all harping on that unfortunate class of person known as the entitled yuppie, SUV driving soccer mom or senile old person who enjoys yelling at foodservice employees over their own daunting stupidity.
Seriously, I wonder if the offenders ever read about themselves on a blog, or realize that there is life behind the counter; yes, that is a living, breathing person with feelings, no, they don't want to remake your triple americano with nonfat/soy foam for the fourth time, and they are handling your food, why are you being a bitch to them?
I mean, the worst thing I had happen to me since I got back from vacation was this old guy who spilled a cup of coffee in front of the bakery case, and then was mad when I charged him for the coffee and the coffee cake, since he had apparently paid for the coffee already. But I hadn't remembered ringing him up.
Apparently there's this one lady who will make you cry if you get her smoothie wrong; too much cranberry juice and it has no flavor, and you are therefore the scum of the earth. She's one of the sandal-with-sock, bad makeup, two-piece cardigan with matching pants and string purse type ladies, hat optional. Bitchiness, imminent.
There is also a woman who decided to take it upon herself to come in a few times a week and organize our half-used coupon books into a little box, with each coupon neatly cut out and organized by item. She has somehow gotten my supervisor to give her a free vegetable drink for doing this...and has befriended another string-purse and sandal woman. Together, they camp out in front of the hot bar until 8 pm, sampling everything so they know what to get for half price. Then, they bitch about us throwing away what's left at 8:15. They stay in the cafe forever, as I'm trying to put up tables. The other night, they were talking about their first dates, or boyfriends....it was not a topic I wanted to hear while scraping unidentified food objects off the vinyl seats.
Although Virgos apparently have intuitive feelings about other people, and are able to sense a divine presence within themselves. This is what I learned from the horoscope man at work. Staff members get free readings, so I went on my break to see what was up. Apparently, Pluto is in my ascending. And plans to be for quite some time. Meaning that I'm going through intense transformations. Of course, this could be the whole 18-21 year old phase. And I never said I'd believe in astrology. But, it was amusing. More amusing than church, I promise you.
I have spent a good deal of time reading some interesting blogs about evil, stupid customers at Starbucks, south Florida japanese restaurants, and classy bistros in NYC. All very amusing, all harping on that unfortunate class of person known as the entitled yuppie, SUV driving soccer mom or senile old person who enjoys yelling at foodservice employees over their own daunting stupidity.
Seriously, I wonder if the offenders ever read about themselves on a blog, or realize that there is life behind the counter; yes, that is a living, breathing person with feelings, no, they don't want to remake your triple americano with nonfat/soy foam for the fourth time, and they are handling your food, why are you being a bitch to them?
I mean, the worst thing I had happen to me since I got back from vacation was this old guy who spilled a cup of coffee in front of the bakery case, and then was mad when I charged him for the coffee and the coffee cake, since he had apparently paid for the coffee already. But I hadn't remembered ringing him up.
Apparently there's this one lady who will make you cry if you get her smoothie wrong; too much cranberry juice and it has no flavor, and you are therefore the scum of the earth. She's one of the sandal-with-sock, bad makeup, two-piece cardigan with matching pants and string purse type ladies, hat optional. Bitchiness, imminent.
There is also a woman who decided to take it upon herself to come in a few times a week and organize our half-used coupon books into a little box, with each coupon neatly cut out and organized by item. She has somehow gotten my supervisor to give her a free vegetable drink for doing this...and has befriended another string-purse and sandal woman. Together, they camp out in front of the hot bar until 8 pm, sampling everything so they know what to get for half price. Then, they bitch about us throwing away what's left at 8:15. They stay in the cafe forever, as I'm trying to put up tables. The other night, they were talking about their first dates, or boyfriends....it was not a topic I wanted to hear while scraping unidentified food objects off the vinyl seats.
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